Bhuter Baasha

Sound: Rustling of leaves. Honto comes out from behind the bushes.

Honto: Tui kothaye geli re?

Silence: Honto surveying the jungle around him, minus Donto.

Honto: Aye Donto! Bhoy dekhash na.

Silence: Crowing of crows and tired hooting of an owl who’s tired to stay awake in the morning hours of the day.

The owl: Hoot hoot hoot…ki boka, toke dhorbe bhoot hoot.

Two trees cave out from the ground and a paper cutting stuck onto a bamboo shoot keeps the trees apart. The trees snap back and the paper cutting of ghosts falls to the ground.

Sound: Wohooo…khaire-mairi-tor-mundu-chairi.

Sound: Mundu-na-dila-peethe-marbo-tor-ami-keela.

Sound (from the paper cutting): Khaire-mairi-tor-mundu-chairi.

Honto (running away from haunted spot): Eki…amake khey je phelbe…

Honto (Jumping over a sleeping sheep): Donto!! Donto! Amake baacha re! Donto!!!!!

Sheep looks up (Scowling): Ar amader boka bhaba hoye.

Honto (Hanging from a peepul arial root): Jai Ma Tara bachao amar maatha…Jai Ma Tara komayo eyi Hontor betha…Jai Ma Tara ….Donto!!!

Donto (Hiding behind a boulder with ghost-cutting in his hand, cutting made of large leaves): Hehehehehe…

A ghost (Captain Cook) taps Donto’s shoulder: Moja hocche?

Donto (not looking back over his shoulders): Moja hobena- kirom bhojar moto gaacher theke jhulche. Hahaha…

Donto (slowly turning around): Hehehe…

Nobody behind Donto.

Donto turns back.

Captain Cook standing in front of him.

Captain Cook’s Fried Face.

Donto’s Feverish stare.

Donto and Honto both hanging from a tree (chanting together): Jai Ma Tara tui moder baacha…Krishno thakur hoshna eto nishtur…Allah dur kor eyi Halla…Jeeshu Chrishtho bhagayo bhut apatato…

Bhuter Khoj

Honto: Khide peche re.

Donto: Kissu nayi.

Honto: Dujoner ek haathe taali bajaare monda mithai aasthbe na?

Donto: Gupi Baaghar moto?

Honto: Hein!!! Oder moto… “Moda mithai joldi lao joldi lao.”

Donto: Ar bhuter Raja kothaye?


Honto: Hobe…jongole hobena?

Donto: Bhut khonjar shahosh aache?


Honto: Tui je aachish?

Donto: Hehehe…eto taan?

Honto: Taan hobena…jaan je tor haathe.

Donto: She to bote.Ki korbi bol?

Honto: Tui bol.

Donto: Bhoot khunji!

Honto: Chol…(monda mithai jaldi lao).




Next: Donto scares the hell out of Honto…only to meet with his great great greater than great grandfather. … and gets hell of a scare.

Honto Donto_Amazon

Kalponik: (narrative voice with sound) Dhu dhu andhokaar, gobhir jongle, duti praani, pockete whistle ar haathe torch niye haantiya jaye.

Sound: Whooo…hihihihihi...whoo...hawa...sur

Kalponik: Jaante chayo kothay ora?

Sound: Sssss...(snake)...khenk khenk...huahuahuahua...whooo

Kalponik: Dhoyirjjo!!! Shob jaanbe.

Donto: Torcher aalo ta maati te phel...

Honto: Ki andhokar! Baba...bhoye laagche to.

Honto: Kotha-kahini kothaye niye elo re?

Donto: Amazon!!!

Honto: Ki kore jaanli?

Donto: (pointing) Oyijje...signboard, “The Amazon Jungle”

Honto: Ki kotte eschi?

Donto: (mysteriously) Exploration...

Honto: Khunje ki paabo.

Donto: Experience ar anondo. Ar ki chayi?

Honto: (staring) Baba...oyi dekh.

Donto: (stepping towards Honto) Ki?

Honto: (shaking) Ss-ss---sss-haan---sshanp.

Donto: Boa. Shabdhaan.

Honto: (one step, crunching of leaves) Issh...

Donto: Ekdom chup chaap...dhire dhire.

Honto: (whispering) Ki korche?

Donto: Kotha bolche.
Honto: Baandor e shonge?

Donto: Hein. Baandor e shaathe.

Honto: (amused, giggling) Bhasha kii? Bandrikotha?




Snake: Sheesh...ki gorom.

Monkey: Shobi maya.

Snake: Eyi maya chaya char to.

Monkey: Char to khaddo. Hehehehe...kheychis?

Snake: Chilam...dosh din aage. Khide nayi.

Monkey: Tor ki moja bolto...ja khaash...pete thake.

Snake: Oooph...bhishon mosha. Kamor khete khete more gelam.

Monkey: Ki? Kochua ke daakbo? Chepe debe.

Snake: Dhur...shob kotha ghorash keno?

Monkey: Ki korbo? Kota-kathi amar bondhu. She kheli...

Snake: Khelbi?

Monkey: Ki ?

Snake: Loka chupi...ami toke dhorte jaabo...ar tui palabi.

Monkey: Keno keno keno...ami palate jaabo keno?

Snake: (smiling) Je dhora she mora!

Monkey: (jumping to higher branches) Tahole chollam...



Honto: (puzzled) Ki odbhut...

Donto: Boteyi’bhut.

Kotha-Kahinir gaadi

Honto: Ki korchish re?

Donto: (Silence)

Honto: Bol na!

Donto: Bolbo keno? Tui dekhchishni?

Honto: (Silent observing) E ki!!!

Donto: Tomar mundu!

Honto: (laughing) Amar maatha to amaar ghaRher’pore.

Donto: (Displaying his handiwork) MuRh…Jibone gaadi dekhishni?

Honto: (laughing real hard) Er to chaka nayi. Jaabein kirom kore?

Donto: Jaabo maane…kolpona-kahini choRhe daur debo.

Honto: (suddenly serious) Kolpona-kahini ki?

Donto: Ekti jontro jaar kono sheema neyi.

Honto: Eyi tui bodo bodo keno bolish re?

Donto: Bolbana keno…to to to kore tor moto kotha phutabo much theke. O kono credit?

Honto: (Humble) Amake nibi?

Donto: Kothaye?

Honto: Kotha-kahini gadir bhetore…

Donto: (Stern) Tahole tui second in command!

Honto: (Set back) Second keno?

Donto: E gaadi ki kore chalaye? Tui ki jaanish?