The Blue Monster

The blue monsters lives behind a veil
That thing could speed up a slow snail
So be careful when you meet him in time
He’s known to lure with bellowing chime

The blue monster is a monster of most
Of children who decline jam and toast
So next time you insist on having a cake
Remember what the blue monster will take

The blue monster is no ordinary one at all
He is six feet wide three and half feet tall
Only way to keep his sharp whispers at bay
Is to listen to your Mothers every single day

Laziness of Kings

Oh brother look at that old King Tut,
An ancient Pharaoh with a majestic gutt,
Diseased of laziness he forgot how to strut,
Soon found himself wrapped in a mummy shut.

Cowherd's Cue

How lazy cows they do roam
Making meadow of my home
Look at the calf walk this way
Its now his time for merry play
And when the sun has fallen low
They’ll fall in file but real slow
We’ll march right back to the sheds
Where the hay is called their beds
In they’re sleep do cow bells ring
O what joy that sound does bring
In these meadows of my Rome
Where the cows do surely home

Wooden Toy

Too tall was the banyan tree
And just too small the boy
So he cut down its bent decree
And turned all the wood to toy

Grassing Hop

“Hello” croaked the grassing hop
to him I had no quick wit reply
so I emptied a bottle of soda pop
making sure with me it did comply

Bag of Bones

There was once a bag of bones
Who ne’er weighed two stones
But when the lord came to claim
He shed all his meek refrain